The "What Did You Get For Christmas?" Thread

[Noah Hanson]

So ok its Xmas day and my kids have been up for at least an hour (7am) and woke me and the wife up to open presents. Hell i was barely awake when we started going through the motions but what did you get?

Me?

Guitar Hero 1 & 2 for PS2
Wireless Guitar for Guitar Hero
Spiderman 3 on DVD
Madden o8
a saw
a mallet
some cologne
a Larry Johnson jersey, complete with contract holdout to begin my next fantasy football season
a donkey kong shirt
some pajama pants
some sweats
a box of chocolate raisons

and my favorite gift is a hand made cereal bowl that my wife made at a pottery store and has i love you painted on the bottom

[Zortalk]

For Hanukkah I received my double neck guitar, half bass and half guitar.

For the Christmas Day Gift Exchange I was given a Tony Soprano like white robe, black dress shirt type thing and candy.

I also filmed the tail end of an amusing conversation between my parents, my step sister opening a gift and then my mother and I break shit out in a vacant lot.

[Adrien Cochrane]

That new Razr2 cell phone.
A new laptop.
Money.
And a really bad case of heart break...

[Shearer]

$50 Visa Gift Card.

'Tis all I need.

[Chrisidious]

I got some cologne from my girl, and some silly shit. I did win some slippers at a Christmas party, which was cool.

I'm too old for presents, man.

[Justin Brooks]

Electric Razor
Cologne
iHome
Leather Jacket
Pea (sp?) coat
Robe

[Jason]

I got:

A bathrobe
"I am America (And So Can You)" by Colbert
Mean Girls on DVD
The Muppet Christmas Carol on DVD
Gray dress pants
A shirt and tie
A Guinness T-Shirt/Hat
Glen Beck's new book
Anne Coulter's new book
Two things of pajama pants
Monies

[Sean]

Gift cards to: Carls Jr., Jamba Juice, Subway, Taco Bell, iTunes
Shit load of cookies/food
12 Pack of Guinness
Guinness Blanket/Wall mountable Guinness Bottle opener
Guitar Hero 3
Hot Fuzz and Old School
This game of lazer tag that shocks you when you get hit
Money and other small shit

[Blade]

In a shocking turn of events, (Last year I got a worlds records book and some other dumb stuff, as in previous years as well.)

I recieved a powder blue Sidney Crosby throwback Pens jersey
White new Capitals Alex Ovechkin jersey
Martin Brodeur's biography
A huge Star Wars collectable book
new Tony Hawk game
Minnesota Wild blanket
Behind the Crease goalie book
cookies
beef jerkey
Monster Squad dvd
and a autographed fold out poster signed by the New England cheerleaders, also signed to me with Pats #1 on it. (Hate them btw, but being this came from two six year old cousins, I couldn't help but laugh.)

[Adrien Cochrane]

and a autographed fold out poster signed by the New England cheerleaders, also signed to me with Pats #1 on it. (Hate them btw, but being this came from two six year old cousins, I couldn't help but laugh.)

God, if you don't want it, give it to me.

[Adrien Cochrane]

But, what I really want for Christmas is for Shearer to POST THE FUCKING CARD!

By the way, it should be up sometime tomorrow. Shearer asked me to take a match that no one wanted, and that's caused the delay.

[Rafael122]

Rambo - Ultimate Collection
Live Free or Die Hard
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (I got the FS edition. Would I be a dick if I bought the 2-disc widescreen one?)
Assless Chaps (I'm still trying to figure this one out, it was a Secret Santa thing).
$50 Gift card from Amazon.com
Dress Shirts
Dress Socks

[Shearer]

By the way, it should be up sometime tomorrow. Shearer asked me to take a match that no one wanted, and that's caused the delay.

Indeed.

Tomorrow it is, so long as Adrien doesn't break his fingers somehow.

[Ken]

I always tell folks not to spend too much on me, but they do anyway. Who am I to refuse?

- Panasonic shelf stereo
- Battlestar Galactica Razor DVD
- Die Hard Collection DVD
- Austin Powers in: Goldmember DVD
- Laptop cooling pad
- GTA: Vice City Stories for PS2
- Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings for NDS
- Chris Jericho's and Bret Hart's autobiographies
- Car stuff
- Desk set including insulated mug and pen holder
- Clothes, snacks, other assorted items by very special delivery
- And a bunch of other fun stuff

Honestly, everyone spoiled me this year.

Ken

[Adrien Cochrane]

Ken gets that and I get turned down by a girl I've had a crush on for 8 months...damn, life's unfair...

[RyanD]

roughly 3,300,000,000 girls out there. You got turned down by 1.
roughly 3,299,999,999 to go.

[Adrien Cochrane]

Turned down by 3,300,000,000...0 to go...

Seriously, I get turned down on a daily basis...but this one took a while. Waited for me to really like her...then turned me down.

I have officially been turned down by nearly every girl in my school.

[Shearer]

Turned down by 3,300,000,000...0 to go...

Seriously, I get turned down on a daily basis...but this one took a while. Waited for me to really like her...then turned me down.

I have officially been turned down by nearly every girl in my school.

Just pull out your cock and whip them across the face with it. It's what always works for Justin.

[Chrisidious]

Turned down by 3,300,000,000...0 to go...

Seriously, I get turned down on a daily basis...but this one took a while. Waited for me to really like her...then turned me down.

I have officially been turned down by nearly every girl in my school.

Stop acting like a fag and punch people in the face.

Girls dig that mean shit.

[Ken]

I feel for you, Adrien. When I was your age, I fell for a girl who told me she loved me. We shared thoughts and feelings and sent letters and gifts and spent hours on the phone. Later on, she phoned me up from a friend's house and told me she only loved me as a friend, and began dating other guys. It sucked like nothing ever before in my life.

But one day, you'll find the one who makes you happy in a way no other girl could, and you will do the same for her. I guarantee it. Don't give up hope, my friend.

Ken

[Pierson]

40in 1080p Samsung LCD TV. 25K:1 Contrast
iPod Touch
#24 Pierre LaRouche home NY Rangers jersey
Assassin's Creed
Call to Duty 4
$50 gas card

[James]

Books:
World War Z
Handbook to Zombie Survival
The rest of Sin City series of Graphic Novels that I didn't have

Games:
Kane & Lynch
Mass Effect
Bioshock
Blacksite: Area 51
Orange Box

Other:
A fleece Wisconsin Badgers throw/cover
A fleece Oakland Raiders throw/cover

Most importantly:
Made my mom happy with the stuff that I bought her

[Luke J.]

America: The Book
large bottle of Black Velvet
stocking cap with eyes and teeth, so it looks like it's eating your head
paper shredder
butter
bacon
totally sweet hat
cash
Wal-Mart gift card
issue of Mad Magazine

But the best present was my mom putting in $500 for my student loans. That's like half a year.

[Shearer]

40in 1080p Samsung LCD TV. 25K:1 Contrast

Yes, please.

[Noah Hanson]

got more practical gifts at my inlaws

a 9pc tool set
a shop vac
attachments for the shop vac
a set of chairs and a table
a box of planters mixed nuts
a manicure set
a new lunchbox with 2 small thermoses
a george foreman grill w griddle

[Justin]

Just pull out your cock and whip them across the face with it. It's what always works for Justin.

QFT

Mushroom Shaped Bruises, the Wave of the Future~!

[Justin]

Also:

I got, in no particular order:

A bottle of Armani Aqua di Gio
A blowjob
$25 Gift Card to Barnes and Noble

That is all.

[Kevin]

I got an Xbox 360, I got a guitar hero controller for said thing, a couple books and a shitload of mafia movies(Seriously, the Godfather collection, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Carlito's Way...), a set of harmonicas(I'm gonna learn to play the blues), and 611 bucks, 500 of which is going toward textbooks.

[Chris King]

Superbad (DVD)
Hot Rod (DVD)
Mr. Bean’s Holiday (DVD)
Banana Republic Cordovan cologne
Mug set
WWE’s new theme song CD
NBA Live ’08 (360)
Money
A Jack Russell painting
A UK t-shirt
An Evarts High School hoodie (that’s where I coach football)
A basketball autographed by all the University of Kentucky players (even Alex Legion who left), the only person not to sign it was the coach.
That’s all I can think of right off.

[Blade]

That's fine Chris, we got the only good coach you need up here in MN now.

Who needs the other yahoo.

[Chris King]

That's fine Chris, we got the only good coach you need up here in MN now.

Who needs the other yahoo.

I miss our winning program, can we have Tubby back?

[DeLovely]

Ovechkin jersey... I am jealous!

for me though:

Fantomas (Book)
World War Z (Book)
New Kid Koala CD
Ipod
Kitchen Knife Set
Simpsons Movie
Wool Slippers
More then 3 pounds worth of chocolate (to split between me and my girlfriend)
Pottery

[Adrien Cochrane]

Guys, I was not home all day today with gift returning and all that crap. I apologize, but you're gonna have to wait one more day before I can get the final piece of PtG to Matt.

Thanks, Ken...I really hope that will happen.

[JimSardonic]

Guys, I was not home all day today with gift returning and all that crap. I apologize, but you're gonna have to wait one more day before I can get the final piece of PtG to Matt.

Thanks, Ken...I really hope that will happen.

Adrien, disregard what Ken says. It's known world-wide that he'll say _anything_ to get in your pants.

The key is that there aren't a billion fish in the sea -- more like, a hundred. At your young age, the pain isn't worth the effort, so you should just jerk off on a regular basis. This requires little pain (unless you punch yourself in the balls in a beating-off frenzy), and allows you to imagine yourself with _any_ girl. Consider the slew of pornstars just itching for you to think that they are sucking your dick!

They get paid to make you think that.

And I'm not at all serious. Ken's a smart mofo, listen to him.

And my favorite things I got for Xmas are:

-- Superbad DVD
-- Flight of the Concordes Season 1
-- A Joey Porter (when with the Steelers) jersey from my cheap uncle, who justified it as "nobody will know the difference".
-- money
-- a Jaeger and 2 shot glasses set

[21]

I got an Xbox 360, I got a guitar hero controller for said thing, a couple books and a shitload of mafia movies(Seriously, the Godfather collection, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Carlito's Way...), a set of harmonicas(I'm gonna learn to play the blues), and 611 bucks, 500 of which is going toward textbooks.

Struck gold with all those movies dude. I got most of those titles on my DVR.

"Do I amuse you?"

[21]

If you didn't get Casino, you didn't get shit.

Also, everyone should by "National Wrestling Alliance: The Story of the Monopoly that Strangled Professional Wrestling." It is a hardcore book. I bought it with some Xmas cash.

Ah Casino, another classic. Also present on the DVR. DeNiro is a beast.

[Ken]

Adrien, disregard what Ken says. It's known world-wide that he'll say _anything_ to get in your pants.

Aw, don't be mad, baby. We had good times, didn't we? ;)

Ken
-xoxo

[Bryan]

Well I got a memory card for my cell phone, a zip hoodie from American Eagle, The Simpsons Movie DVD, Fight Club on DVD, Live Free Die Hard DVD, 2008 World Series of Poker battle of the bracelets for PS2, Mario Galaxy for the Wii, a ton of clothes from Hollister, American Eagle, cologne, a Fossil watch that is totally kick ass, and christmas sex. It was a good christmas this year, as it is every year always fun.

[Methodical]

I got a new Gibson SG. No finish, just stained a nice natural brown.

I also got a Dodgers hat, because my grandma thinks it's funny that Torre is their manager now. I'm still gonna wear it, because I'm too lazy to return it. I also got a blowjob from my wife.

The guitar and hat are in the picture. Click it to enlarge. There is no photographic record of the blowjob.

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Happy Holidays, you fucks.

[Zortalk]

Picture or it didn't happen.

Even thought, it is very plausible.

[Dave_B]

So if no one has noticed, I've been away from the computer more than normal these days... And you can thank that all on my girlfriend who surprised me we an Xbox 360, NHL-08 and Guitar Hero 3 for Christmas... Maybe not as grand a surprise as opening up a new Gibson Les Paul would have been, but god damn it sure soaks up my time pretty well... I had all the other gifts she got me figured out, but this one was a total surprise. :)

Going to get Rock Band in about 45 minutes, just because I can...

[Doug]

I got AIDs... now thats a stocking stuffer....


naw... i got my mom to give me money to get a O of Hydro and a very big bottle of Jagermiser and Baccardi 151

[Jane]

Thread Necro FTW!

I got an iPod Touch, a nice new black/purple jacket, a black scarf (I'm not Goth, I swear! lol), a whole pile of books by Michel Foucault, Francis Fukuyama and a few other political philosophers. And martini glasses/ martini mixing set with a very nice bottle of gin to go with it. Yay!

[Rob]

-Super Mario Galaxy (72 stars in and owned it for two weeks, holy shit) and Zelda: Twilight Princess for the Wii.
-A cookbook for the "starving student".
-A poker set, assuring my need for said "starving student" cookbook
-A UFC T-shirt and DVD (Liddell/Couture trilogy)
-A PS2 to replace the one that got stolen from my apartment two years ago
-Some cool travel books on Ireland ad Korea (where I'm thinking of teaching English after I graduate)
-A new cellphone on my family's plan so I don't need to buy minutes on my prepaid

All said, a great year.

[Jeff]

I only got one present, but it was something I was sorely in need of.

A set of stacking dumbbells up to 50 lbs, a workout bench with an adjustable back, and a resolution to get to the point where I need the up-to-100-lbs addons for the dumbbells by next Christmas.

Watching my GF do lunges while wearing jean shorts for extra kickassitude.

[Evan]

My wife got me an awesome humidor to keep my cigars in, fuckin' best gift easily. I bought myself Mass Effect for my 360, uber uber game.