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[Richy87]

Best State in america????



i am english and have no knoledge on the great US =]

[BigPimpin]

Whatever state the AWA is in at this time.

New Jersey is a close second tho. :)

[Richy87]

ahhh :) thanks

[Noah Hanson]

pfft OHIO freaking rules

[Richy87]

do i sence sarcasum.... if i ever visited America i'd most lightly visit Detroit i've herd its a plesant place.

[The Einheri]

Are you the same Richy that posted as Hairy something and is Dean's friend?

[Richy87]

what? :S I'm deans freind, but he has two freinds called Richy I'm Richy p. not A.

[Shearer]

do i sence sarcasum.... if i ever visited America i'd most lightly visit Detroit i've herd its a plesant place.

Booya!

Michigan, bitches.

Though, I'd question the "pleasant" part about Detroit, especially in certain areas.

[Richy87]

I really need to visit the states :)

[Richy87]

****puts on to do list***

[Adam]

Everyone knows Texas is the best state, just ask any Texan.

We used to be a country you know.

[Richy87]

When i hear the word texas i think of people with big ginger mustashes and guns, and barbaque food. Is that just steriotypical or what?

[Adam]

When i hear the word texas i think of people with big ginger mustashes and guns, and barbaque food. Is that just steriotypical or what?

Ginger mustaches: no; guns: maybe; Bar-B-Q oh hell yes. There's that but more. I hear the Dallas Symphony Orchestra met rave reviews in their European tour and the Houston Gilbert and Sullivan Society has met international acclaim, so there's a bit of this and that.

[Richy87]

i love Bar-B-Q food. Texas sounds pretty cool.

[NRC]

Richy, do NOT come to Missouri. It sucks here, unless you're near KC or St. Louis.

I'd vote against Michigan too, because Shearer will mistake you for a twinkie and eat you.

[Richy87]

ROFL

so umm do you guys live in the desert? coz i also imagined texas to be in the desart :)

[Adrien Cochrane]

Louisiana...best state EVAR~!

[Richy87]

i Luuurrrrvvveee Country Music.... Dierks Bentley, Chad Brock, George Strait.

I must be the only English dude under 30 to appreciate country music, well me n deano coz he likes it too.

[Adam]

i also imagined texas to be in the desart :)

"Texas is a large land area covering approximately 261,914 square miles (if you include water area, there are 267,277 square miles). The state is located at a geographic crossroads where many of the major regions of the United States come together: the coastal prairies, the Mexican sub-tropics, the southeastern pinewoods, the central hardwoods, the Great Plains, and the southwestern desert. This accounts for the tremendous climatic and geographic diversity of the state. Texas has 10 climatic regions, 14 soil regions, and 11 distinct ecological regions. These ecological regions of the state represent differences in soils, topography, geology, rainfall, and plant and animal communities.* There are, however, several other ways of classifying the natural environment, such as by river basin, hydrologic sub-basins, or vegetation systems."

http://www.texasep.org/html/lnd/lnd_1reg.html

[Ken]

Clearly the only way to settle this debate is with an exploding ring electrified cage match, featuring one representative from each state.

Ken

[Shearer]

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[Adrien Cochrane]

That won't tell us what is the best state. That will only tell us which state has the best rper.

[Justin]

Alabama is not the best state, I would know, I live there.

Matter of factly, I couldn't give you a best state, though the cities that I enjoy the most are Austin (Texas) and New Orleans (Louisiana).

[Ken]

You misunderstood, Adrien. I wasn't talking about fantasy wrestling. I meant a REAL exploding ring electrified cage match.

Which, by the way, should also replace federal elections.

Ken

[Ramsey]

Jesus, fucking Idaho. I-DA-MUTHAFUCKIN'-HO, baby. The TWO-OH-EIGHT. Ya can't stop it, you can only hope to contain it....



Ramsey, in case you didn't know...

[masterofpain76]

NEW YORK BITCHES!!!

we pwn u all!

[Zortalk]

If you want gambling and crap like that.

Vegas.

I do like the state of California, it's nice, people are half way decent.

[Adrien Cochrane]

NEW YORK BITCHES!!!

we pwn u all!

He said "with not that much violent crime". New York does not fit that catergory.

[Bryan]

Michigan sucks... as does Detroit.. the only good thing about Michigan is me, the tigers, pistons, wings and lately the lions...

[Sean]

Um, California bitches. Friggin' Golden State.

Not only do we have and do I wrestle Arnold (the Governator) on a daily basis (and thus is how decisions are made, especially when the budget comes rolling around) because I live in the Capitol city, but we also have Hollywood and many other things.

Though NorCal > SoCal.

But as a whole, we're the best.

[masterofpain76]

He said "with not that much violent crime". New York does not fit that catergory.

we may have crime, but we got some HOT chicks here ;)

[Dean Hobkirk]

Bleh, England bitches.

That's where it's at. :)

[Richy87]

or gowd, i hope the fat man forgets to send you your modem next week.

:)

[Richy87]

"Texas is a large land area covering approximately 261,914 square miles (if you include water area, there are 267,277 square miles). The state is located at a geographic crossroads where many of the major regions of the United States come together: the coastal prairies, the Mexican sub-tropics, the southeastern pinewoods, the central hardwoods, the Great Plains, and the southwestern desert. This accounts for the tremendous climatic and geographic diversity of the state. Texas has 10 climatic regions, 14 soil regions, and 11 distinct ecological regions. These ecological regions of the state represent differences in soils, topography, geology, rainfall, and plant and animal communities.* There are, however, several other ways of classifying the natural environment, such as by river basin, hydrologic sub-basins, or vegetation systems."

http://www.texasep.org/html/lnd/lnd_1reg.html



Umm thanks, but was that pasted from wikipidia?

[Richy87]

"Texas is a large land area covering approximately 261,914 square miles (if you include water area, there are 267,277 square miles). The state is located at a geographic crossroads where many of the major regions of the United States come together: the coastal prairies, the Mexican sub-tropics, the southeastern pinewoods, the central hardwoods, the Great Plains, and the southwestern desert. This accounts for the tremendous climatic and geographic diversity of the state. Texas has 10 climatic regions, 14 soil regions, and 11 distinct ecological regions. These ecological regions of the state represent differences in soils, topography, geology, rainfall, and plant and animal communities.* There are, however, several other ways of classifying the natural environment, such as by river basin, hydrologic sub-basins, or vegetation systems."

http://www.texasep.org/html/lnd/lnd_1reg.html



Umm thanks,

[Adam]

Umm thanks, but was that pasted from wikipidia?

No, that link is pretty much the source and gives a helpful geographic map of the various climate zones of the Lone Star State. Although Wikipedia can give you plenty of helpful information on Texas, as well as a visit to your local library. Further, plenty of helpful Texas travel tips and information can be found here. (http://www.traveltex.com/)

Hawaii would be a pretty nice state to visit too... and Colorado.

Bleh, England bitches.

That's where it's at. :)

England receives my seal of approval, but I think he was talking visiting the States. This can be remedied though, I fully support England joining the Union, including Wales and Scotland. Actually, Scotland would make a kick ass state. Let's do it.

[Zortalk]

we may have crime, but we got some HOT chicks here ;)

... That is some broken logic right there.

[masterofpain76]

we used to have whores and crime here william..

[Justin]

You still have whores and crime, Bob.

[masterofpain76]

yea but i got most of the whores :P

and stop calling me BOB.. my name is Peter assmunch

[Adrien Cochrane]

You still have whores and crime, Bob.

Yes. Really nasty, disease infected whores (think Hilton and Spears and my ex-girlfriend...only five thousand times worse and not even the thought of "They're pretty" when people look at them...even the sick guys who fuck anything that walks) and very strange, unusual, and just plain out wrong crimes (...ASHLEY MARIE ATE ANOTHER PERSON!!).

[masterofpain76]

yeah ashley is a fat whore.. glad i dumped that fat cow..

[Adrien Cochrane]

Congrats...you finally see what we all saw. I'm surprised she didn't eat you.

[Justin]

If you say so, Bob.

[masterofpain76]

if u call me bob one more time, im going to have Ashley sit on u

[Zortalk]

if u call me bob one more time, im going to have Ashley sit on u

Didn't she do that for your face?

[Justin]

Sorry, Bob, I don't fuck fat chicks.

You do, Bob.

And why is it that you're threatening me with your ex-girlfriend, Bob? Is it that you obviously have some lingering feelings for her that cause her to consistently be on you mind, Bob?

Well, Bob, I'll leave you to ponder that.

Good luck, Bob.

[masterofpain76]

i hope u get run over by a semi-truck..

where is dave when I need him?

[Justin Brooks]

i hope u get run over by a semi-truck..

where is dave when I need him?

Your Guardian Angel can't say you this time, Bob.

Besides, I have the hardest time trying to grasp the logic that you're thirty yet you type like you still in middle school.

I think someone has a touch of the Downs.

And hey, just so I'm not bein' a -total- asshole: "Grammar...it's your friend."

OH! Just so this isn't a total threadjacK: Atlanta, Georgia bitches...love it, live it, breath it.

[masterofpain76]

blah blah blah..

ny still owns all bitch!

[JimSardonic]

I'm hammered.

I'm a bit mortified that Bob stole my "I hope you get hit by a truck" saying, which was deleted properly before being accosted by "I am Sam". Then, Mr Brooks said this:


I think someone has a touch of the Downs.

...which eclipses the deviousness of my comment, and makes me laugh out loud. Sometimes the truth hurts, Bob.

And hey, just so I'm not bein' a -total- asshole: "Grammar...it's your friend."

This is the aforementioned truth. I've said it. Mr Brooks has said it. Others have said it. When are you going to get a fucking clue.

If you're thirty, fucking write like it.

Should you continue to write like an 8 year old, you'll continue to be bashed like an 8 year old -- just the same as you would in real life if you were sporting a pokeman backpack on the way to work.

Same fucking shit.

Write like a man, act like a man, and get treated like a man. You'll be pleased with the results.

Who knows, you might even score a little bar pussy when you say "I spelled "YOU" as "y-o-u" instead of just "u", ya dig?".

I can't promise anything, but it's worth a try at this point.

[masterofpain76]

hey if YOU do not like what I write, then ignore it.. and stop calling me bob damnit before I call u all names

[Sean]

my name is Peter assmunch

Yeah guys stop calling him Bob. It's Peter Assmunch.

Duh.

[JimSardonic]

Chief, there are many times where I'm a blatent dick.

I will call you out, and make fun of you, and treat you like a doucebag.

But it is _ONLY_ because you _FORCE_ me to.

This is not the first time I've asked you to type your age. I'm not the only one to ask such a thing. Personally, I don't even believe that you are the age that you're saying you are. I'm not even at that point yet, and I don't type half as moronically as you do.

Effort goes a long way.

Fight it all you want, you big, bad, Slipknot loving rebel, you. Fight me like I've not seen your type a billion times before.

Wix and Adrien are probably the only people who I have seen take shit as hard as you do.

I respect both of them immensely.

You, I don't.

At all.

Grow the fuck up.

If you're thirty, fucking act like it.

If you're not, then try like hell to be.

Wix isn't thirty. But he's mature. He writes like a man should write. He doesn't skip two letters out of a three letter word, he fucking writes it.

Adrien was horribly bothersome when he was new because he didn't know when to shut the fuck up. He learned it.

Both of these people moved on from the _same_ position that you are in to being respectable members of our community. Why? Because they didn't play the thirteen year old "fuck you, I do what I want" card.

They acted like men.

I will continue to belittle you until you grow a sack.

Fight me all you want, in the end, sanity wins.

[masterofpain76]

no u assclown, my name is Peter J. Gilmour

im tired of all this shit. i hope u all get banned

[JimSardonic]

You fucking said "u" again.

I hope you get raped by a clown, and can never go to a circus again.

It was _explicitly_ stated in my post. How did you miss it?

[Sean]

Jimbo, he's about to take you to... TEH XXXXXXXXXTTTRREEEEEEMMMEEEE if you're not careful.

[JimSardonic]

I've been to that Xtreme, and then I spelled it right.

That's a whole new world this twat-twiddler has yet to experience.

Thus, I'm ready.

[Dean Hobkirk]

Figured I'd hop onto the train and say my peice....

Peter it's times like this you really should learn when to reply and when not to reply....so in short, I'd stop if there is sincerely no need at all too.

People are going to keep ripping into you like there's no tommorrow if you don't change, and putting things blunt I'm begining to grow weary and tiresom of you're outlandish outbursts now too...

So just keep it hushed up and let you're Rp's do the talking alright?

Deano.

[Richy87]

HAAAAAA Bitchfest

[Canadian Chaos]

Yeah, this is something I really wanted to read while my computer is defragmenting first thing in the morning...

I love it when someone says they're one age then act another. :rolleyes:

Gilmour, Bob, Moppy, I don't care what your name is. Grammar, spelling and punctuation are important. Doesn't matter where you go. They count. I've actually seen e-feds that have points awarded for SPELLING! Which you wouldn't get because you insist on using internet slang instead of real words.

Take the advice of a -real- 30-year-old. Get a fucking clue, you pathetic spammer. Nobody really likes you here, yet we tolerate you because you amuse us so. I admit, I had problems with Adrien when he first joined the WWA. But I kept it to myself because that's how I am. He changed and people respect him. Myself included. However, when someone blatantly ignores all advice given and continues posting how they've been posting since they first started, I have to say something. Congratulations, slappy, you've gone and done something that isn't easy to do...

Ya done pissed me off.

You've done it to the point where I'm just going to throw up my hands and say "You're hopeless". Because you are. You don't give two shits, and we're all trying to tell you something that should be as obvious as the nose on your face!

Here's a summary for you in case that post was too hard to understand with its good spelling, punctuation and grammar...

Grow up. Get a clue. Learn to write properly.

Got it?

I hope so.

*kids, sheesh!*

[masterofpain76]

im not caring right now..

[Zortalk]

i hope u all get banned

Unlikely, you keep provoking this stuff.

[Zortalk]

Peter "Bob" Assmunch here only "broke up" with Ashley because she cheated on him. That's right, Ashley, the Great Northern Landwhale, cheated on him.

Excuse me for a moment.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
U FUKIN SERIUS!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are we all going to get banned?

[masterofpain76]

no just u and justin BITCH!

im done talking with u CUNTS

[Zortalk]

no just u and justin BITCH!

im done talking with u CUNTS

How come it's always me? I don't say half the terrible stuff.

[The Einheri]

Wow, I feel bad for Peter. I mean he does act like an ass but the assault on his home life is a bit much.

[Zortalk]

Totally, I am the guy who posted his MySpace account and everything.

Maybe if we didn't encourage you so much with out laughter.

[masterofpain76]

Wow, I feel bad for Peter. I mean he does act like an ass but the assault on his home life is a bit much.

thank you. At least SOMEONE cares for me here..

u will ruew the day u messed with me!!!

[JimSardonic]

Thank you. At least SOMEONE cares for me here.

You will rue the day you messed with me!

...

[Richy87]

Sometimes you just have to throw your arms up and say yeah you guys are right and improve, why is that guy fighting it he clearly is not going to win at all.
Nobody on gods green beautiful earth is perfect, but when your upsetting others you really should do something about it.
Said my peice :)

[Richy87]

thank you. At least SOMEONE cares for me here..

u will ruew the day u messed with me!!!

oh yer and quit the two bit doctor evil quotes, there pretty lame in all fairness. :mad:

[Zortalk]

thank you. At least SOMEONE cares for me here..

u will ruew the day u messed with me!!!

... Was that even English?

[Richy87]

... Was that even English?

Mabye swahili :)

[Justin]

I'm ready to start rewing.

Motherfucker.

I'll say this, I talked to the WfWA staff and they agreed that if you drink a gallon of Drain-O they'll ban me.

So, get to drinking, Bob.

[Justin Brooks]

Oh my goodness, I haven't laughed so hard at this thread, I swear a tear formed at the corner of my eye.

Wow. So many zingers and one lingers.

Peter J. Assmunch? Classic.

Oh man, let the good times roll.

BTW, let me simplify this for you. You want people to leave you alone, Petey...think of it like this.

Your house in fire and you want to put it out, but yet as it burns you keep pouring gasoline all over it. But yet, you can't imagine why your house won't stop burning.

So what do you do? Easy...you stop pouring gasoline on the fire!

So, you want everyone to calm down. Shut up and stop replying. Even to this...DO NOT REPLY. Just repress the urge and push yourself away from the computer, okay? The sooner you leave this alone and stop replying to every single post on this board and show some fucking self-control, the sooner you will be left alone and -GASP- dare I say...respectable?

I doubt it, but it's a start.

Once again...DO NO REPLY AND IT WILL GET BETTER.

If not, keep replying and don't be surprised when we -really- start getting personal.

[Adam]

I remember awhile back when Paige was explaining the hidden genius behind the Starship Troopers movie. Maybe that's what we're dealing with here. Perhaps Bob is a postmodern critique of internet culture. He's a conceptual performance artist, he's making us think about the values of internet forums by making us confront and define what our norms are.

[Ryan Matthews]

Okay back to the ORIGINAL topic at hand. Here's how the states should be ranked.

1)New York
2)Ohio
3)Louisiana
4)Nevada
5)Florida

6 thru 49) Every other one except the following.

50)Alaska
51)Washington DC
52)Puerto Rico
53)Canda (because we all know it's just a matter of time before it's a US state)
54)Mexico (see Canada)
55)Michigan (because a state that looks like a mitten primed to give a handjob, and that has a football team that can't beat Applachian State HAS to suck this bad.)

[Richy87]

where does detroit come in your very long list?

i hear lots of things about Detroit but am sure its only got fame from music artists such as Eminem ect...
Is Detroit any good?

[Zortalk]

where does detroit come in your very long list?

i hear lots of things about Detroit but am sure its only got fame from music artists such as Eminem ect...
Is Detroit any good?

Detroit is in Michigan.

[Richy87]

I never actually knew that :S

[Kevin]

All cities suck due to crime and pollution.

All suburbs suck due to pretentious twats and yuppies.

All rural areas suck due to rednecks and meth.

Have I covered everything?

[Richy87]

No. where could i buy a burger that dosent taste like i'm eating a cow?

[Justin]

Burgers are supposed to taste like cows.

[Kevin]

No. where could i buy a burger that dosent taste like i'm eating a cow?

...

What?

Why eat a burger if you don't want it to taste like cow? If you want a sandwich with meat in it that doesn't taste like cow, eat a turkey sandwich.

[Zortalk]

No. where could i buy a burger that dosent taste like i'm eating a cow?

India?