Jeff
11-16-2007, 02:31 AM
Jeff Andrews has become notorious for - among other reasons - a consumption of Jagermeister that can only be described as "heroic". While many people involved in the business have voiced concerns over Andrews' drinking habits, he has to this date never shown up to wrestle in anything other than prime competition condition.
Before the 2007-11-09 Outrage, it could have been said Andrews had never shown up anywhere near wrestling out of condition, period.
Andrews was the only member of The Untouchables left unbooked, with Danny Vicious defending his OLW Heavyweight Title against Python (he lost) and Ronnie Long in singles action against Brimstone (he also lost).
According to eyewitnesses, Andrews showed up in a state of extreme toxication, to the point that he was a danger to himself as well as others. OLW commissioner Robert Lancaster had Andrews locked in the "drunk tank" for the duration of the show, where he allegedly passed out and slept through both Long and Brimstone's matches.
"Personal issues notwithstanding, I would not deny the immense personal contributions to this sport and this federation that Mr. Andrews has made" stated Lancaster. "His contributions are such, in fact, that perhaps some leniency is permissable. However, showing up to work drunk is completely unacceptable. I have docked him one weeks pay, and I assure you, if he ever shows up to wrestle under the influence, he will be fired on the spot."
Andrews was available for comment, but no one could understand what the hell he was saying. It sounded something like "agaigmom when your drinks kick ass".
Before the 2007-11-09 Outrage, it could have been said Andrews had never shown up anywhere near wrestling out of condition, period.
Andrews was the only member of The Untouchables left unbooked, with Danny Vicious defending his OLW Heavyweight Title against Python (he lost) and Ronnie Long in singles action against Brimstone (he also lost).
According to eyewitnesses, Andrews showed up in a state of extreme toxication, to the point that he was a danger to himself as well as others. OLW commissioner Robert Lancaster had Andrews locked in the "drunk tank" for the duration of the show, where he allegedly passed out and slept through both Long and Brimstone's matches.
"Personal issues notwithstanding, I would not deny the immense personal contributions to this sport and this federation that Mr. Andrews has made" stated Lancaster. "His contributions are such, in fact, that perhaps some leniency is permissable. However, showing up to work drunk is completely unacceptable. I have docked him one weeks pay, and I assure you, if he ever shows up to wrestle under the influence, he will be fired on the spot."
Andrews was available for comment, but no one could understand what the hell he was saying. It sounded something like "agaigmom when your drinks kick ass".