Woody Harrelson prevents zombie apocalypse.

[Shearer]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html

My hero.

[Zortalk]

Fuck. Zombie paparazzi?

I wonder how Lindsey Lohan is going to deal with this...

[Adrien Cochrane]

Fuck. Zombie paparazzi?

I wonder how Lindsey Lohan is going to deal with this...

Flamethrowers and lots of holy water. She's also got her last line of defense...hiring Victor Mandrake as a bodyguard.

[Evan]

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

Best thing ever.

Wish I had access to whatever insane "celebrities only" strain of marijuana this motherfucker smokes.

[Kevin]

So the guy was stalking Woody Harrelson, Woody felt threatened and jumped to a... lo..gical...? conclusion, and broke the guy's camera, and Woody's in the wrong?

I fucking hate paparazzi. Why do people want pictures of Woody Harrelson walking through an airport?

[SoCo2k8]

Fuck. Zombie paparazzi?

I wonder how Lindsey Lohan is going to deal with this...


See the first three words of your post...That's how she will deal with it.:p

[Greg]

See the first three words of your post...That's how she will deal with it.:p


Zing! :)