2007 IWA Deep South Carnage Cup

[Jonathan Todd]

Last night I was honored, nay, one of the privledged few that bore witness of the greatest Death Matches ever. I travled 7 hours to see lighttubes explode on the faces and backs of guys who couldn't made any more than one hundred dollars for their blood. I witnessed the greatness of UltraMantis Black, of course he lost in the first round, but watching this guy gave me hope for the future of professional wrestling. I watched Ian Rotten put over Insane Lane, FTW Champion, and Deranged, a local from IWA. I watched with awe as Ian Rotten worked with these two in every way possible. Even took thumbtacks in the gums. When Ian retires in the upcoming month the world will lose the greatest hardcore wrestler ever, fuck Foley and Funk.

Danny Havok> than greatness. The kid, and I say kid because he could not be any older than 22, was tortured with light tube log cabins, Light tube ropes and razor blade boards. Barbed wire wrapped, light tube, tables, and salt. This kid, if he stops scaring his body has the talent to make it into the bigs. He took every bump like a pro, he sold every move, and earned the respect of every person inside that building.

The 100 or so of us walked out hyped, covered in light tube glass, and relised that the future is safe in the hands of Sexy Eddy, Ultramantis Blak, Hydro, and Danny Havok. For those who don't like hardcore wrestling, my self and, IWA Deep South have this to say... Fuck you and go home!

The 2007 Carnage Cup wll be avalible for purcahse in the next few weeks from smartmarkvideos.com . Give these guys a look, see what i was able to witness first hand, and enjoy every bloody second. Watch Derange tear the ligaments in his ankle, watch Scotty Fire< two pac look-a-like> lose his finger, and a guy that I cannot remember his name lose his ear lobe.

I will go and watch IWA Deep South one more again!


I just wished they had the promo that Ultramantic cut on Eric Dane!

Beside, Eric Dane and Mike Sloan was watching ringside.

[Noah Hanson]

some dude lost a finger? that is freakin crazy

[Kevin]

Who won?

[Justin]

Yes, this was easily the best wrestling show I've been to.

Pics and such shortly, I'm sure I can rant about it.

[Justin]

Note, this doesn't get over how brutal anything was. Also, UltraMantis Black, my new hero, had the spot of the night dumping Danny Vortekz head first through a barbed-wire table about a foot and a half in front of me with a DVD off the ring apron.

For pics, check out my myspace here:

http://www.myspace.com/imnotsosureilikeyou

Written by Stevie J.

The ever busy Dr. Keith Lipinski sent us these results from the weekend's IWA Deep South 'Carnage Cup' which he collected from a variety of message boards (at least one of them must have been Rasslin' Riot News). Visit IWADeepSouth.com to learn more about the promotion.
First match is non tournament action: FANS BRING THE WEAPONS. Corey Shaddix vs Prophet. Shaddix goes over with a cradle DDT into tubes in about 8 minutes. Good opener.

NOW UP: Sexxxy Eddy vs Scotty Vortekz vs Ultramantis Black - Barbed Wire Boards & Tables Mantis took a light tube to the stomach and is bleeding pretty bad. The crowd is about 125 and is real hot, standing and cheering for everything between hits of meth SEXXXY EDDY and SCOTTY Vortekzadvance to the second round, ULTRAMANTIS BLACK is eliminated after a superplex through a light tube table

Deranged vs Danny Havoc vs Tank in an UNLUCKY 13 LIGHTTUBE BUNDLES match. DANNY HAVOC and DERANGED advance, TANK is eliminated. Havoc got murdered and bled buckets, TONS of crazy spots.

NOW UP: Viking vs WHACKS vs Drake Younger in a "shitload of tubes match". The crowd is MOLTEN, and Lauderdale said this is on pace to be the best DM show *ever*. Viking is ON FIRE to start out, hopefully my boy advances
SPOT ALERT, SPOT ALERT WHACKS leaps off the top rope, grabs the rafters, and swings himself into a senton onto Drake who's laid over chairs with tubes. WOOHOO, VIOLENCE! Viking pins WHACKS after that spot to eliminate him. VIKING and DRAKE YOUNGER advance. Drake suffers YET ANOTHER scarring injury: the bottom piece of his earlobe is hanging off after being cut by a stray tube. Jesus christ

IAN ROTTEN vs FREAKSHOW vs INSANE LANE - Water jugs, thumbtack bats, barbed wire crutches, light tube crutches, and SPIKE BAT match. Crowd is STILL on fire, hottest of the year. Ian got a standing ovation and streamers during his intro, which is bizarre because just a couple months ago, he was inciting riots with the Deep South fans IAN ROTTEN is eliminated, FREAKSHOW and INSANE LANE advance. Standing ovation postmatch for Ian

6-MAN MAYHEM! Hydra vs Tim Donst vs Amasis vs 2 local guys vs Chrisjen Hayme. One fall to a finish. Hayme wins the 6-way, quick and fun

NOW UP: Deranged vs Freakshow in a PITS OF HELL match - one kiddie pool full of barbed wire and salt, another one full of rubbing alcohol, and a third filled with tacks. FREAKSHOW over DERANGED in a short match, and it appears Deranged has a broken leg on a legdrop, he's getting taken out on a stretcher We've got another intermission while Deranged is being loaded into the ambulance

Scotty Vortekz vs Viking - LIGHT TUBE LOG CABINS
Vortekz defeats VIKING to advance to the final after a Spanish Fly through a cabin. Vortekz's hand/wrist area is gashed nicely and he sprinted to the back. The roster for this show is just getting decimated...COD might be a 3 on 3 at this rate.

We've got Insane Lane, Sexxxy Eddy & Danny Havoc left. Dunno if they're gonna use anyone to fill Drake's spot or what. Let Viking wrestle again.

And we have a problem. Razor blade boards...is next

NOW UP: DANNY HAVOC vs INSANE LANE. Razor boards. Pics forthcoming. I'm feeling really uneasy about this right now. Havoc gets Lane in a rear naked choke...Lane Samoan drops him through a log cabin. Danny holds onto the choke, Lane Samoan drops him through the razor board propped up in the corner. HAVOC HOLDS THE CHOKE, AND GETS THE SUBMISSION VICTORY

Eddy gets a bye to the final. The final will be 200 light tubes, barbed wire tables with 8 foot tubes lining the ringposts from the ground up. Brett's gonna find out if Vortecksxz is still in

CARNAGE CUP FINAL: DANNY HAVOC vs SEXXXY EDDY vs FREAKSHOW vs SCOTTY Vortekz

Vortekz is the first one eliminated after Freakshow smashes a bundle of light tubes on his hand and gouges them until he submits.

SEXXXY EDDY is eliminated second after he's put upside down in a garbage can and dropped him from the apron to the floor.

DANNY HAVOC and FREAKSHOW are your final two.
FREAKSHOW is your 2007 Carnage Cup champion after throwing Havoc off the top rope to the floor through 3 stacked light tube cabins.

**** **** ****
Scotty Vortekz had a severe cut in between his pinky and ring finger following a DragonFly through a Light Tube Log Cabin to beat Viking and advance. He was quickly eliminated by Freakshow in the tournament finals after Freakshow bit down on the gash, which caused Vortekz to tap out.

Drake Younger almost had his ear completed ripped off by a Light Tube after Whacks did a "rafter dangling" senton onto Drake, who was laid out between two steel chairs with a couple Light Tubes on his chest. Somehow the sword-like tubes cut his ear, almost severing it completely. Luckily, the tube did not stabbed him in the throat or artery, which are both in that vacinity. Drake was rushed to the hospital and did not make it to the finals this year. After the hospital visit, he is now only missing a small chunk of ear.

Light Tubes are the most dangerous weapon in hardcore wrestling. Not only because of the sharp shards that explode every which way, but because of the curve of the glass, the carcinogenic gasses that are emitted from the shattered tube, and the fact that the tubes are mercury laden, a poison that can cause autism, fever, and death.

Dragon's friend Deranged is said to have a broken leg after his match with Insane Lane.

Please keep all these guys in your thoughts and prayers.

[Kevin]

Light Tubes are the most dangerous weapon in hardcore wrestling. Not only because of the sharp shards that explode every which way, but because of the curve of the glass, the carcinogenic gasses that are emitted from the shattered tube, and the fact that the tubes are mercury laden, a poison that can cause autism, fever, and death.

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A GOOD THING

God DAMN.

Also: Danny Havoc is one of my favorite wrestlers. I love that guy.

[Rob]

Why the fuck does Philly's deathmatch scene suck donkey dick thanks to CZW being a bunch of fuckups (and also the PA Athletic Commission being a bunch of Nazis who wouldn't legalize MMA until this year)?

This sounds like the most amazing shit ever.

[Justin]

Danny Havok earner a whole fuck-chunk of respect from everyone in the place.

That kid took a fuckin' beating, I mean, He was _disgusting_ when it was done.

[The Einheri]

Note, this doesn't get over how brutal anything was. Also, UltraMantis Black, my new hero, had the spot of the night dumping Danny Vortekz head first through a barbed-wire table about a foot and a half in front of me with a DVD off the ring apron.

For pics, check out my myspace here:

http://www.myspace.com/imnotsosureilikeyou

Your Myspace is private, means we peeps can't peep your pics.

[Justin]

Your Myspace is private, means we peeps can't peep your pics.


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