So I Watched Tv Last Night...

[bw301]

I was about to head to bed and my usual routine is to turn the tv on in order to find my cell phone charger and then turn it off. The tv was tuned to Comedy Central and some hillbilly comic playing with a guitar. He wasn't funny so I turned my head away and plugged my charger into my cell phone. When I turned back I was shockingly met with the sight of boobies...large, floppy, only somewhat attractive, non-pixelated boobies. I ask you this. When did stuff like this start showing up? On basic cable? Where was this shit when I was just hitting puberty?

[James]

If it was on a late-late Friday or Saturday, they show uncut, unedited versions of movies and standup shows.

[Jimmy]

That was Rodney Carrington. And he is pretty funny.

[Jesse Jamester]

"TV rots your brain," said the teachers.

"TV kills your ambitions," says your mother.

"Television will cause you to fall asleep," said my grand father.

"Fuck TV it doesn't have shit on and its all repeats when it does," said my father.

I say... who gives a damn. Its all the same. Entertainment.